Thursday, April 26, 2007

Squatter's Rant

Ladies, I understand that we do not want to sit our delicate selves on bare toilet seats and that's fine. However, if you choose the squat and go method, please lift the darn seat! You don't plan on touching it anyway so lift it as opposed to sprinkling your essence all over it! Why? Well, some folks actually use those toilet seat covers and guess what? when you leave your "calling card" all over the seat, it saturates the seat cover!! At the very least, wipe it off after you're done for Pete’s sake. You think you're cleaner by tinkling over the seat? I've got news for you tinkle sprinkling ladies; you are just as disgusting as if you sat on the seat.

That is all.

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